That Maxwell dude thought he was
so SMART with his shoe phone. He should try my latest invention - the
FLIP FLOP PHONE!!
Agent
77 here,
with a
briefing from
L(abs) A(lways) B(ring) S(miles)
COMMAND Center.
Today's
mission:
Operation
GETAFAMILY
L.A.B.S.'s mission is to meet
the needs of the American family for Labrador playmates,
companions and faithful
protectors.
Our Labrador puppy agents are primed and ready
for this task
of
providing fun, friendship and faithful service to men and women, boys
and girls around the country.
Agent
77, are you sure our puppy agents are up to the task? 
Absolutely,
Agent
86. L.A.B.S. puppy agents come from prime stock! Purebred
AKC
labradors, they
come from Labrador show champions on their dad's side (learn about DUNCAN here) and family and Labrador
hunt
companions on their mom's (meet SHANIA). All
of our puppy agents have been family-raised, which means they have been
loved
and cuddled from the moment they were born! Plus, they have all had
regular vet checkups and they've got all their shots. They are ready to
fulfill their family's every puppy wish.
Have
any of our other puppy agents attempted this daring mission, Agent 77?
Yes, indeed,
Agent
86
- L.A.B.S. puppy agents have been involved in Operation GETAFAMILY for three years now. One agent,
using Top Secret Owner
Communication, sent the following report:
WINSTON
IS NOW 75 POUNDS OF MUSCLE.HE IS A VERY GOOD DOG. HE IS A FAMILY
MEMBER JUST LIKE A SON OR BROTHER. HE IS WONDERFUL. I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK YOU. WINSTON IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS I EVER HAD.
-
ANDREW
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In
a risky move, our agent Winston included his identity confirming photo
in the above missive. It should be noted that our agency has never let
a client down!
Wow,
Agent 77; it seems that EVERY family needs their own L.A.B.S. Labrador
Puppy Agent! How can they contact COMMAND?
Quite simple, my dear 86.
Potential clients can view available Puppy
Agents
online, or Contact
the (rather dull) Command administrators via e-mail, USPS or flip-flop
phone - though it is doubtful that humans are aware of this technology
at this time. Of course, Command is happy to arrange
personal interviews
at any time.
So,
Agent 77, is there anything else we need to know?
Just a word of warning,
folks.
Important puppy tasks such as chasing tails, splashing in mud
puddles, or sleeping curled up in laps are best entrusted to the
experts at L.A.B.S.
Do not attempt.
Don't
delay. Your family's happiness could depend on it!
Agent 77, L.abs A.lways B.ring S.miles.
Over and Out
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Why
Choose
Cumberlands Cove?
- Family
Raised Labrador Puppies
- AKC
Registered
- Parents
OFA/CERF certified
- Vet
Checked
- Dewormed
- First
shots
- FREE
New Puppy Kit
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Why
Choose Labrador Retrievers?
- Gentle
- Loyal
- Playful
- Intelligent
- Active
- Family
Pet
- Show Dog
- Hunt
Retriever
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